Dear Unlucky Traveler:
Welcome! First question: What the heck possessed you to visit this site? Seriously, what? Unless you’re insane, there shouldn’t be any reason to be here. So, either click out of here like
a freaked mongoose, or seek professional help. Because after being to this site, you’re going to need it. I can recommend a few qualified doctors.
Heh, it's been awhile. But rather than spin a useless excuse you'd never believe (supermodels take up so much time), I'll just update with some actual content for once. Since the beginning of this semester, I have been working on a sculptural piece called the Hydroid. You can check out pictures of its current progress in the Ego Shrine, or, for those too lazy, click here for a direct link.