"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

If anyone expects to become evil incarnate, they must have an evil fortress to reflect their evilness. So, I invite thee to tread these deprave halls, and see if you might find anything to your liking. There are many rooms in which to explore, so off you go! You haven’t all day…

Comedy Corner
It is here that the Jester of my domain ponders away the meaning of life and women. Come here to laugh at tasteless and debased humor. And might I warn you, as soon as you enter this place, you automatically sign a non-offended contract, in which you may not seek any legal action against me for any emotional distress rendered from reading the material contained on the page in question. Oh, and I also get you soul. You don’t mind, do you?

Cartography Chamber
Wish to know more about the wide, harsh world? Well, here you’ll find many a destination to explore on the Internet, some of which may be to your liking. Just remember, for blowing chunks, use the overhead compartment. It contains fitness magazines that may be used as temporary barf containers. Have fun!