“The beatings shall continue until morale improves.”

Wish to enlist in the growing army of Roseidous? Well, look no further! We offer good pay (you like peanuts, right?), training in the art of seduction and assassination, and stylish 60's
sci-fi uniforms!

Enlistment Brochure
Find out more about the perks of being a soldier within the ranks of Roseidous’ army. You want to make a difference? Well then, go somewhere else! Wanna have fun? Then come here! (You may run the risk of dying)

Soldier’s Bunk
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Commander's Desk
Wish to get in touch with me, chat via IM, or flame me? Well, you can reach me here! If you do happen to flame me, please be sure to avoid the groin area. No one wants that.