All right, maggot, you think you've got what it takes to become part of the Army of Roseidous? I sure hope you do, dirt bag, otherwise I will chew you up and-- Oh, wait, I just got this memo...apparently, I'm supposed to be nice to you until you sign the enlistment paper. In that case, here are some of the great opportunities you'll have as a soldier...

You'll train in the beautiful Herts Ahelluvalot bootcamp...

There's plenty of the newest arsenal for you to play with...

We offer great medical coverage...

And the suicide missions are just plain fun!

So join today!!